So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize