I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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