also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
my poor anus
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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