How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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