ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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