This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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