Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
either way he was missing a nipple.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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