YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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