i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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