aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You are a genius and a whore.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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