i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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