im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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