Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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