Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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