just come out here and I will go home with you...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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