Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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