All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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