I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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