Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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