No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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