That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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