fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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