my sisters under your porch take her home
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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