Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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