i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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