i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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