so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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