I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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