youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
