the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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