She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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