she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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