If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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