porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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