she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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