just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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