Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
bring money and cleavage
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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