Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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