do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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