youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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