Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I deserve this hangover.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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