yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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