I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
