do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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