We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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