I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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