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Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Randomize
