do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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