so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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