i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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