remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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