I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just want to make out with him forever
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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