Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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