im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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