I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She's the barista slut.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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