She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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