worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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